The gigantic black widow spider I found outside work yesterday:
Or a bag of Cheetos that features the word "natural" as a major selling point:
And yes, I did kill the spider. Or rather, I made Brandon kill it. Ugh.
Not sure if I actually live in the Pine Belt anymore, but oh well...
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spider!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay that gets my vote.
plus, i LOVE cheetos. it is a major flaw, i know. natural or not. i bet the natural ones taste like the ones from marks & spencer here.
THE SPIDER! THE SPIDER! THE SPIDER IS MORE SCARY!!!!!!!!
I think the major difference is that the bag of "natural" cheetos, while repulsive, cannot MOVE.
Ugh.
ICKICKICKICKICKICK! Definitely the spider. Harf city, dude.
Yeah, my vote goes to the spider too. Not only are the Cheetos immobile, but they also cannot kill you with one bite. Or at least seriously injure you enough to warrant an emergency room visit.
Is it off topic to say that Baked Cheetos are awesome? Am I somehow missing the point?
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